Nice River Rahm
- Police are investigating after the marine unit discovered a body part in the Chicago River on Sunday afternoon, authorities said.
The marine unit responded to the 2200 block of West Diversey Avenue in the Avondale neighborhood on the North Side just after 3 p.m., said [...], a police spokesman.
Police will send the remains to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s Office to determine whether it is human.
Hopefully, it wasn't anyone important...like another Olympic investor.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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An article today said it wasn’t human. Possibly a beef tongue.
Alderena had someone diced
It's animal remains. The news screwed up again. Morons.
Mayor Rahm says Chicago is a safe city.
We got a floater, Rahm!
I wouldn’t do that job if you paid me double! A friend of mine needed help moving his boat into the river at the beginning of the season, and all I could say is I have never seen any thing more vile in my life! The water literally had used condoms floating around and used tampons and maxi pads. I darn near throw up my old style. Kudos them,like I said they can have it.
A dredging of that particular stretch of the river might produce some interesting, though mostly historical, objects......given the proximity to a certain past conclave of dwellings......
Would love to see river drained. Bet there are lots of bodies at bottom with the cement overshoes on. Convenient dumping place.
Naw, it was just a chunk of catfish bait that came off the hook.
probably just an amazon executive
New Lathrop Homes resident? Welcome to the neighborhood?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Hold the presses
It turned out to be a beef tongue. Actually the tongue itself told the marine unit what it was but they insisted on a second opinion by the M E
lets go kayaking on the river front with the family
But the city is safe Memorial Day weekend:
Police to announced deployment of 1,000 extra officers for Memorial Day weekend
https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-to-announced-deployment-of-1000-extra-officers-for-memorial-day-weekend/
Extra officers will be deployed on foot and on traffic initiatives downtown and through major thoroughfares, while bike patrols will focus on city parks and the lakefront. The department’s Summer Mobile Team will also launch this weekend, deploying more than 100 officers to neighborhood patrols, according to Chicago Police Chief Communications Officer Anthony Guglielmi.
Superintendent Eddie Johnson will announce the initiative with Chicago Fire Commissioner Jose Santiago, Illinois State Police Director Leo Schmitz, Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx, United States Attorney John Lausch and the Chicago heads ot the Drug Enforcement Administration, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and explosives and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The announcement will take place at 11 a.m. at CPD headquarters, 3510 South Michigan Avenue.
* all the “I’m important” people will be there, they should be asked “what have you done to stop the carnage” as the root will go silent, and in memory of Jody weis you will hear “thank you gotta run,” wow 100 coppers in summer mobile googleme says, and the checkers are moved to this side of the board!
The marine unit didn’t “discover” anything. They were notified and responded.
I wouldn’t do that job if you paid me double! A friend of mine needed help moving his boat into the river at the beginning of the season, and all I could say is I have never seen any thing more vile in my life! The water literally had used condoms floating around and used tampons and maxi pads. I darn near throw up my old style. Kudos them,like I said they can have it.
5/22/2018 01:34:00 AM
Are you sure if it was the condoms or the old style that made you sick?
“Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn’t any propeller! It wasn’t any coral reef! And it wasn’t Jack the Ripper!
That is a clean swamp compared to the dirty swamp the democrats have created at city hall.county building, court house and state buildings!
Then on some great news about the worst coffee place in the country where you now can catch so many diseases,and have thugs and illegals intimidate you:
Starbucks Says Drug Use, Sleeping Unacceptable as It Clarifies Guest Policy
Company’s statement is second attempt to explain its new policy following complaints that it would
https://www.wsj.com/articles/starbucks-says-drug-use-sleeping-unacceptable-as-it-clarifies-guest-policy-1526918854
Mixed Reactions To Starbucks Allowing Non-Customers To Use Restrooms
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/05/20/starbucks-policy-changes-local-reactions/
Starbucks' new all-are-welcome policy: Now what?
http://money.cnn.com/2018/05/21/news/companies/starbucks-new-policy/index.html
*Just remember any coppers anywhere especially cpd where the mayor and his crew are trying to railroad coppers at every turn, signed complaints only, get managers name,check store policy no complaints do absolutely nothing, but if you go inside make sure you proudly display a cup of dunkin donuts coffee!
Starbucks CEO Message from Howard Schultz to Starbucks Partners: Living Our Values in Uncertain Times
https://news.starbucks.com/news/living-our-values-in-uncertain-times
looks like Schultz does not understand the law,and so be it he can have all the folks/people stay inside and get comfortable,as a matter of fact from a suggestion on another thread just bought some $5.00 Starbucks gift cards at sams club (got a discount) and distributed them to the poor homeless and instructed them to go inside relax and get a cup of coffee,take a shower in the clean restrooms we gotta help everyone!
I close my eyes and imagine the entire river filled with the bloated bodies of politicians who took their own lives. That's how you make America great again.
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