Tuesday, October 17, 2017

New Opportunity

Never let a crisis go to waste (click for a larger version):


Introducing....the Rahm-dola. Your gondolier will sing to you and your date from a wide selection of Dean Martin's Greatest hits while poling your boat through the Chicago River-Swim. Scented candles are a MUST. Make sure you are up-to-date on all your shots.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

More apropos would be him perched on
Stupe-Ed's head like a cat as the gondola
takes on water and is sinking stern first...

10/17/2017 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“...when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!...”

10/17/2017 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Rham-hole to throw a cop up under a boat-- bus has been done a million times

10/17/2017 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did someone lose the keys to the locks?

10/17/2017 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Rahm, divert some that water into that block 37 subway terminal under the loop. Remember that 400 million dollar project that Daley left us with never to be used because they screwed up. So it just sits there. It could be used just like the deep tunnel as it is almost as big as two football fields with 28 ft ceilings.

10/17/2017 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's getting that contract? Uber,perhaps?

10/17/2017 04:40:00 AM  
Anonymous To Know 'Em is to Hate 'Em said...

When the moon hits your eye like Tom Farts pizza pie - now thats amore!

Save Shaved!

10/17/2017 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Setting Chicago's future adrift.

10/17/2017 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess does't take the subway to work anymore.

10/17/2017 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
More apropos would be him perched on
Stupe-Ed's head like a cat as the gondola
takes on water and is sinking stern first...

10/17/2017 12:08:00 AM
Translation please.

10/17/2017 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The twerp murder mayor is way too short to be a gondelier, besides it requires all ten fingers...

10/17/2017 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rahmabobba and his 50 thieves will find away to relieve you of your cash.

10/17/2017 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone see rahmie on the tv last night? Standing right behind the rahmster was willie Cochran the thieving alderman himself. Is Willie out on bond or work release? He could be getting advice from rahmie on how to steal.

10/17/2017 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's catch the criminals on these burglaries be on the lookout;

Police investigate business burglaries in Wicker Park

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/police-investigate-business-burglaries-in-wicker-park/

Let's see what we're looking for so we know the vehicles and of course the suspects so we can be on alert as good citizens;

Two businesses were burglarized early Tuesday in the Wicker Park neighborhood.

About 2:30 a.m., “multiple” suspects drove up in three vehicles and forced their way into two neighboring businesses in the 1500 block of North Milwaukee, according to Chicago Police. They stole an undisclosed amount of retail goods.


No injuries were reported, police said.

No one was in custody early Tuesday as Area North detectives investigated.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

OK citizens alert citizens alert! Help the police if you see multiple people together and multiple vehicles total of three together anywhere in the city please call 911 immediately we need your help the media the dishonest media Will help all the good citizens more bullshit!

10/17/2017 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That river is nasty. Was down there a month ago. Saw used pampers and various other garbage floating by. The yuppies must love that.

10/17/2017 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..watch out for that bridge behind though..you just might end up with a Dave Matthews shower..

10/17/2017 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urban Uber, Ballerina Gondolier
Please, US Attorney, float him out of here

10/17/2017 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry about being up to date on your shots; the shots will find you!

10/17/2017 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Bubbly Creek is prettier.

10/17/2017 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dysenteria Cafeteria open 24 hrs rain or shine.

10/17/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aspiring rappers as gondoliers?

10/17/2017 08:50:00 AM  
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10/17/2017 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
NBA regular season starts tonight. Will
Kaepernick show up? NBA'ers are too
smart to NOT take a knee. Their career
depends upon joint mobility. Ever see a
giraffe kneel? I didn't think so.
Kaepernick has painted himself into a corner.
He can't play basketball, hockey, or baseball.
Don't even think about golf.

10/17/2017 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

River walk built wit 100s Millions dollars of Borrowed ,Money that will be paid after Rahmacide is long gone

Rahmacide laying low after another 8 Shooting murders ,over weekend.... Local ABC ,WGN NBC hardly a mention

10/17/2017 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The captain always goes down with the ship.

10/17/2017 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he poling his boat? Or boating his pole?

10/17/2017 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please post the 2nd dist commanders picture on the jump!

10/17/2017 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be a qualified gondolier I thought you had to have all 10 digits? Need to have a firm grip on that paddle

10/17/2017 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Per Chicago Department of Health Food Service Sanitation Manual... All areas and countertops must be fully sanitized if there is any fecal surface contamination. Which means that the whoe Riverwalk must be fuly sanitized with chlorine or bleach before any, and I mean any, food preperation may take place. These are health department rules, I didn't make them up. Documentation of the cleaned surface areas must be provided to the Department at the time of inspection.

10/17/2017 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O sole mio....The no-sunshine boy.
Hey, is that the Dave Matthews Band tour bus on the bridge?
It explains the stench.

Heard on the blower that the RiverWalk was "designed" to accept a a little flooding.
Yeah, $100 milion and that's how we planned it.
But again look on the bright side, no overtime was paid...right Andy Dick Boy?

10/17/2017 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous The Venetian said...

What are the rates for two on Chicago River gondola rides.
Can we bring wine?
Do the oarsmen sing?

10/17/2017 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic: New commander in 015th district.

10/17/2017 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL!!

10/17/2017 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do those compare with the WW2 duck boat rides??

10/17/2017 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should have kayak treasure hunt, first one to find a floater wins.

10/17/2017 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Re: More Money For Rats (a few days ago)
ORKIN now states Chicago #1 Rat Infested U.S. City
For Last 3 Years
Congratulations, Rahm!

10/17/2017 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the bow gunner?

10/17/2017 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The captain always goes down with the ship.

10/17/2017 09:50:00 AM

>Pffft!<

Not this conniving, shitty-assed, craven little poofter.

He'd don his "wife's" wedding dress and elbow
his way to a spot on the life boat...

That or better still, if he finds himself
at the last outpost and all men of fighting age.
are called to take a post on the wall.

"Yeeoouch! Ow! OOWW!"

>Rahm Emanuel in women's clothing
being prodded from under a bed
at bayonet point<

10/17/2017 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God for SCC and Fox news. With only cbs abc and nbc in the past, its easy to see how the democrats and Kennedy got away with their antics.

10/17/2017 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Where's the bow gunner?

10/17/2017 02:17:00 PM

>Snicker!<

Pretty obvious who the
"Fantail" gunner is...

10/17/2017 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Venetian said...
What are the rates for two on Chicago River gondola rides.
Can we bring wine?
Do the oarsmen sing?

10/17/2017 11:45:00 AM

🎶 "O Sole Miiiooo!" 🎶

>Loud Fart-Noise<

10/17/2017 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WBBM is broadcasting that facilities are made of materials that can be cleaned after being under water. Also, gardens are designed to float when water rises. That's what I heard and I am not making this up. The river walk was designed for this?

10/17/2017 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

O sole mio....The no-sunshine boy.
Hey, is that the Dave Matthews Band tour bus on the bridge?
It explains the stench.

Heard on the blower that the RiverWalk was "designed" to accept a a little flooding.
Yeah, $100 milion and that's how we planned it.
But again look on the bright side, no overtime was paid...right Andy Dick Boy?

10/17/2017 11:30:00 AM

Lol!

"...Designed to accept a little flooding."

Funny...
That was the exact same dumb-shit they said
about H.M.S. Titanic.

>Mayoral media agitation/propaganda flunkies
little propeller beanie heads exploding over
the funny pictures accompanying this fuck-up<

First person coming down with a water borne,
fecal coliform (or worse) sourced illness
as a result of this City Hall sourced fuck-up
should execute a civil attachment/garnishment of
a goodly portion of Rahm Emanuel's personal
net worth...

>Unhinged, off-the-m/fin' rails,
nether-worldly shrieks of
"I HAVE TOTAL IMMUNITY!"
echoing through City Hall<


10/17/2017 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off topic: New commander in 015th district.

Wonderful. A name would help

10/17/2017 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those of you working out of a 111th street that potbellys across the street Is scheduled to be open Sunday.

10/17/2017 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

remember what Michael coreleone said to tom hagan in the godfather part II, "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer"

10/17/2017 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I think it might be beneath his dignity to row it himself. He is not a "peon" like the rest of us scum, or as his buddy (Barry) used to call us: "the little people."

The picture did make me laugh though.

Way above the fray!

Might be more appropriate in the bath house or a tu-tu.

As Yakov Smirnoff used to say "what a country."

NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.

10/17/2017 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey I'm shutting it down!its time to go coach!!

10/17/2017 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm thinking of moving to Chicago. Will I get bit by a rat first or shot at? Please help guys.

10/17/2017 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rahm should take timmy heneghan with remember the movie the godfather part I luca braca sleeps with the fish

10/17/2017 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) when will Chicago's very own i when will Chicago's very own idiots do the same? What a total disgrace these people are sickening what a pathetic bunch of losers God bless the police;

http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2017/10/city_council_kneel_for_pledge.html

10/17/2017 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Late last night I was in a convenience store in Englewood.
I go up to the register to pay, where the little dish with pennies
sits, but this dish had little green plastic Army men in crouching
positions with a sign that read: "I you need a knee, take a knee."
So, I took a knee.
(Sorry, I couldn't help myself)

10/17/2017 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big money always comes in late.
Tomorrow, Dow 23K. Count on it.

10/17/2017 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As an O'Hare Aviation Police Officer I am saddened by the firing of our Sgt(JM) and the absolute lack of concern by our fellow officers. This Dept is a complete mess starting with the man who should have been fired our LT(rhymes with shit).How do we expect CPD to respect us when our own roll calls dissolve daily into shouting matches over nonsense like our B.L.M. element that sees EVERYTHING as racist, which is insane since 75% of our department is Black and Hispanic! A good man with a family was thrown to the wolves and all our "Brotherhood" worries about is CPD not paying attention to our childish temper tantrums, Laquan MacDonald or getting tattoos, sad very sad.

10/17/2017 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coast Guard: unregistered gondola without running
lights in Chicago River. Gondolier not wearing life
jacket. Arrest him! Breathalyzer & field sobriety test.

10/17/2017 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since it is entertainment, tiny dancer is going to raise the entertainment tax to 29%. Gotta cover the budget shortfall

10/17/2017 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Merchant of Venice or The Merchant of Menace ?

10/17/2017 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Rat Politricians said...

I knew for years we were number one with rats. All the politicians put us over the top!

10/17/2017 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok rahm another cta el train senior citizen beaten almost to death same savages and you do nothing:

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/cops-seek-identity-of-man-who-beat-70-year-old-on-red-line/

Then again your own flesh and blood was robbed offender caught by extensive use of scare CPD resources all concentrated on catching the black thug, thug gets caught and you refuse to prosecute! Guess your worried about the criminal voters!

10/17/2017 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm lowered his prices to eliminate the
competition. Now that he has a monopoly,
the prices went up. Sound familiar?
(he made sure the others used their boats
for firewood during the winter. kind of like
starving artists burning their own work to
keep warm)

10/17/2017 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...
More apropos would be him perched on
Stupe-Ed's head like a cat as the gondola
takes on water and is sinking stern first...

10/17/2017 12:08:00 AM
Translation please.



Apropos— appropriate to the subject matter.
In this case, it means Rahm standing (perched, (not the fish, either)) on the Superintendent Johnson’s head, like a cat standing on the head of a gondolier (the guy who drives the gondola, which is a type of boat), as the gondola is taking on water, in an attempt to keep from going into the rising water. Without knowing for sure, because I was not the original poster, the cat may be a reference to a book called “The Gondolier’s Cat”.
Instead of a translation to a post that made perfect sense the first time I read it, maybe you should use that computer and look up words you may not know. Learn something. Expand your horizons.

10/17/2017 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT
NBA regular season starts tonight. Will
Kaepernick show up? NBA'ers are too
smart to NOT take a knee. Their career
depends upon joint mobility. Ever see a
giraffe kneel? I didn't think so.
Kaepernick has painted himself into a corner.
He can't play basketball, hockey, or baseball.
Don't even think about golf.

10/17/2017 09:39:00 AM

The only thing he knows how to play is the race card.

10/17/2017 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT
Re: More Money For Rats (a few days ago)
ORKIN now states Chicago #1 Rat Infested U.S. City
For Last 3 Years
Congratulations, Rahm!

10/17/2017 02:14:00 PM

City Hall has had a major infestation for generations. Now the Super-Rat Rahm is in charge.

10/18/2017 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10-18-17 @10 AM: DOW 23,119

10/18/2017 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
More apropos would be him perched on
Stupe-Ed's head like a cat as the gondola
takes on water and is sinking stern first...

10/17/2017 12:08:00 AM

Translation please.

10/17/2017 06:38:00 AM


Apropos— appropriate to the subject matter...
~Snip!~

Instead of a translation to a post that made perfect sense the first time I
read it, maybe you should use that computer and look up words you
may not know. Learn something. Expand your horizons.

10/17/2017 10:02:00 PM

The one asking for a translation is another
one of those "vexed" individuals who troll
this blog for Rahm, the media, various lefty
anti-Police/anti-upright and law abiding society
hate groups and the catered-to constituency
racialists/grievance industrialists grinding the
axe of animus until it is no more than a mere
butter knife...

"Foul! The Cops are using big words!"

As days go by, the real everyday people are
seeing more clearly what they're all about.

They're definitely NOT about justice nor are
they about "having a seat at the table" of
common interests and mutual benefit.

They come here to mine the blog.

"Whither The Police?
What are they doing
and thinking?"

10/18/2017 11:49:00 AM  
Blogger ex chicago native said...


That pic is hilarious. the life size photo of rahm is a nice touch.

10/18/2017 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does some "floaters" come with that ride?

rahm the property tax czar many liberals dont even like em anymore sad

10/18/2017 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ka-Ching!
Thank you, Mr. Donald J. Trump
5th Dow 1,000 point milestone
since 2016 Presidential Election
Ah, rock on, George, one time for me....
10-18-2017:
Dow: 23,157.60 + 160.16 (+0.70%):
51st Record of 2017
S&P 500: 2,561.26 + 1.90 (+0.07):
47th Record of 2017
NASDAQ: 6,624.22 + 0.56 (0.01%):
59th Record of 2017
That's a TRIFECTA: 179th since 1980

10/18/2017 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat your heart out, Hillary.
The better man won.
Dow milestone/1st close above that level/
Dow Final Close/# of trading days to milestone:
23K Oct. 18, 2017 23,157.60 54 trading days
22K Aug. 2, 2017 22,016.24 107 trading days
21K Mar. 1, 2017 21,115.55 24 trading days
20K Jan. 25, 2017 20,068.51 42 trading days
19K Nov. 22, 2016 19,023.87 483 trading days***
***NOTE: there are about 250 trading days per year
due to weekends and holidays
SOURCE: MarketWatch Website 10-18-2017

10/18/2017 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay fetal for Rahm. Let the private compny write his tickets.

10/19/2017 06:19:00 PM  

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