Wednesday, July 24, 2013

A Nice Gesture

  • A Michigan woman who lost her iPhone in a mugging on Michigan Avenue is getting a new one from the organizers of the Rock 'n' Roll Half Marathon she was in town for.

    "I started crying," said Tammy, the 51-year-old victim, who was back home Tuesday when she learned of the gift. "I'm like ... oh my gosh … I'm so grateful."

    The robbery happened Friday night and included another visitor to Chicago, a 15-year-old girl who tried to help Tammy while she was getting robbed by a group of teens and got punched by one of them.
Hopefully, McCompost doesn't call the D-Unit and tell them since she came to town with an iPhone and now she has a new iPhone, it's a wash and the crime didn't happen. Although such a brilliant idea might land someone a promotion if they present it to the right people.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberal progressives would actually support this as a policy

whenever an iPhone gets stolen just replace it from taxpayer money and leave the disadvantaged youths who stole it alone

they're 'underprivileged' you see so we must redistribute the wealth

7/24/2013 01:48:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Any 51-year-old that uses urban vernacular such as "I'm like..." to start a sentence needs to ask iPhone Siri for the nearest English Composition class.

You know, like, what I'm sayin'?

7/24/2013 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any 51-year-old that uses urban vernacular such as "I'm like..." to start a sentence needs to ask iPhone Siri for the nearest English Composition class.

You know, like, what I'm sayin'?

7/24/2013 02:41:00 AM
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Let's keep in mind that this is the Chicago media and even though there are quotation marks around that statement, we really do not know what she said!

7/24/2013 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope she remembers to file an Illinois tax return -- that's income, dammit, and Springfield wants their cut!

7/24/2013 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Color me cynical, but why should she be rewarded for doing something stupid? These shitheads weren't arguing with the other woman, they were beating her up.

If she wanted to be a hero, she should have had a knife to slice open one of these shitheads and let him bleed to death.

7/24/2013 11:16:00 AM  
Blogger Patrick said...

I'll bet she gets some sort of tax bill from the City, and definitely from the State, on income earned in Illinois. It's a windfall for her, after all!

7/25/2013 04:23:00 PM  

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