Dude, Where's The Rest of My Car?
(photo from WGN):Charges have been filed against a suspected car thief who led Chicago police on a high-speed chase through the West Side and down the Eisenhower Expressway.
Harvey Green, 24, managed to elude police but then crashed after taking the Sacramento exit off the Eisenhower Wednesday morning, sheering off the rear wheels of the car he had stolen, police said. He remains hospitalized this morning.
Green, of the 1100 block of South Francisco Avenue, was charged with possession of a stolen vehicle and aggravated fleeing, both felonies, police said.
That's going to leave a mark
Labels: crime, silly people
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
15 Comments:
did he shit on himself when that head went through the windshield?
"Looks like he was just headed home and needed a set of wheels. That's a crime now?"
i'd have given him a lift.
all he'd had to have done was ask.
Chalkie
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A man aint a man without wheels
"Crossroads"
he thought he was da evil knievel---
hey brah that front tire looks like it could use a little air.
The victim's insurance company said with a little bondo and two new used tires his car will be as good as new. And by the way YOU HAVE BEEN CANCELED ASSHOLE!
american graffiti
10 points goes to the guy who knows what year and make that old squad car was.
That's what you get for buyin' one of them cheap little Hun-daze. Back wheels can't even survive a proper car chase.
"Harvey Green, 24, managed to elude police but then crashed after taking the Sacramento exit off the Eisenhower Wednesday morning, sheering off the rear wheels of the car he had stolen, police said. He remains hospitalized this morning..."
"...WTH NON-LIFE-THREATENING INJURIES?"
Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.
He eluded police in THAT? Wow! You guys must have some real POS patrol/squad cars! I thought you got a bunch of new cars that went...to...the...clouted...
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
ECS
Awww, they can buff that right out. Doesn't even need MAACO!
You can sleep in your car, but you can't drive your crib.
Did it have front wheel drive at least?
my old man, he's a TV repairman, he's got a monster set of tools...I can fix it.
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