Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Brilliant

Those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach.  Looks like Captain Trahanas is at it again:
  • OT- but hilarious. My buddies work in 020 and were ordered to get contact cards by the end of their shift. They were told if they did not get any they were to drop a TO-FROM if they did not. At the end of their tour the Sgt was upset and said drop paper.

    Now I don't remember what was written on the to from but it was something like, show me where there is an order where R/O has to write a contact card and where is the quota?. The Sgt takes it and Trahanas-sp, gets ahold of the paperwork. She flips out and goes to roll call and goes off on the P.Os. She tells on of the P.O.s, "I looked up your activity for the year, you have not written a mover all year, is this correct?' Officer says, "No, I have not written a mover in 7 years".

    She then tells them that she is going to ride with them that night and show them how to get contact cards and movers. You can't make this shit up. It is freaking hilarious. Sounds like the Sgt was trying to bully that watch into getting contact cards and was called on his bluff. And then penny to actually go out and ride with them?  
First, check out a cage car.  Second, make sure Penny articulates reasonable suspicion and probable cause for every stop, lest you get sued.  We certainly hope that Henny Penny fills out the paperwork properly.  Then she goes to court to testify properly.  Then appears at Federal Court regularly for once again coming up with a "quota." And finally, maybe everyone can go to church with Penny and jump around like their pants are on fire.

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154 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime is down even though we only have 8500 officers on duty. Rahms prohibits me to talk about it.

- Garry McCarthy

9/25/2012 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

contact cards are done on the pdt now, how are you suppose to show them to her.... drop your pdt on the desk at check off, lol

9/25/2012 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my God, this is awesome! The downward spiral continues! Behold! The brightest our department has to offer! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

9/25/2012 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"And finally, maybe everyone can go to church with Penny and jump around like their pants are on fire."




it's the cooties.


they tickle something fierce.

9/25/2012 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another reason I won't go to 020, even though it's a lot closer to home. I work with her ex-husband. He's one of the nicest and sanest people I know.

9/25/2012 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Henny Penny ain't no Jenny!

(she be just another merit hack)

9/25/2012 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh the problems of the 020 district....come to 005 and you will have something really to complain about.

9/25/2012 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In case you hadn't heard; she likes killing dog-asses...or was it dogs?

9/25/2012 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh sounds like the work of Sgt Penguin. What a total fuckin toll. So Pat how does Pennys ass taste?

9/25/2012 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Why Did You Euthanize Those Dogs? said...

Hey Henny Penny!!

Remember those pissbums that used your precious "Pod Room" in 011 as their crashpad?

Well, I've got great news for you: we contact carded them. NOT.

You fellas in 020 are on the right track. Keep up the pressure and refuse to bow to a useless bitch of a stupidvisor that doesn't deserve to be on the job in the first place.

As for the sergeant that acted as TranhanASS' messenger? You are a pathetic piece of shit that should be drawn and quartered for carrying this waste of oxygen's water. A hearty "FUCK YOU!" to you, "Sir" or "Ma'am".

We in 011 take pride in the fact that we were integral in getting her stupid ass bounced out of here. Just continue to give her enough rope to hang herself with. She'll do it sooner or later. Guaranteed.

Another glaring reminder of why this job is fucked up beyond repair.

Go away already Penny.

9/25/2012 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These Bosss are Nutty, the New Secretary in 14 quit after 3 days!!! I think she set a record.

9/25/2012 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry guys, penny might be nuts but if u work a beat car and haven't written a mover in 7 years and can't even write a contact card, I hope you make arrests, if not you are a pathetic excuse of a cop. I'm by no means a company guy but come on, it's so easy to do the minimum and justify your existence.

9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM  
Blogger West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

'She tells on of the P.O.s, "I looked up your activity for the year, you have not written a mover all year, is this correct?' Officer says, "No, I have not written a mover in 7 years".

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And this is something the Hair Gels that dominate the ranks of this job will NEVER get: YOU CAN TELL A SUPERVISOR (in so many words) TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

Nothing shuts up an over zealous supervisor mandating activity than a request to put that demand in writing. This is a very easy fix to a problem that should've gone the way of the dinosaur. Only problem is the overall lack of balls on this job. Too many pansies have infiltrated the ranks in the last decade or so, effectively effeminating the CPD. Sallies worried about a change in start times, assigned vehicles and whatnot for questioning a supervisor. Unreal.

Kudos to the copper that called out Penny in such grand fashion. Now just be sure to have the pen at the ready to document what will surely be attempts at retaliation for making her look stupid. The best part? She really IS dumb enough to go out of her way to jamb you up while putting "quotas" on paper at the same time.

Play your cards right and you'll be a hero to your coworkers. Play those cards even smarter and you might also be able to "git paid" courtesy of Podcamera Penny.

9/25/2012 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am no fan of Penny's stupidity nor do I believe in quotas. However, maybe the coppers should be glad they have a job and take some pride in what they do. For God's sake they work in 020, the least they could do is write a ticket. You want them to fuck with the supervisor? Maybe he should follow them around and nit pick them. They sound like some salty ignorant pricks who are wasting my tax dollars and taking a spot from someone who might appreciate a spot in a nice district.

9/25/2012 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad the department can't pass out brains & personality like they do rank & cush spots! LMAO ONLY IN CHICAGO!

9/25/2012 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, The power of prayer!
Amazing some of these "Bosses" actual exist. Try and see if U'r civilian friends would believe the activities of some of these bosses. They won't. They think U came up w/a character in U'r head.

9/25/2012 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is silly, silly, silly! He hasn't written a mover in seven years! What pray-tell has he done for $70K per year?

9/25/2012 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't agree with contact cards.

9/25/2012 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Foot Guy in 019 said...

.... it's so easy to do the minimum and justify your existence

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And could you define the "minimum" there suck-ass? Point out the order? Provide me a copy? Every day, I provide a service to my beat, keeping the sidewalks clear, no double parking, merchants love my visible presence. In this case, the less activity and less complaining, the better I'm doing my job. But you want contact cards, movers when traffic flows easily, parkers to the merchant's customers? To do what, Fill Rahm's pockets?

9/25/2012 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20's a fucking joke. The p.o.'s play games all day sticking other p.o.'s with there jobs, sgt's dont say shit to no one, the lt's will bitch one a month on day to stop dogging it and that will last 1-2 days and the commamder cant wait to yell at you when she can.The worse dist i ever been in.A complete joke,trust me...

9/25/2012 04:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 20 its great listening to all the p.o.'s bitch and cry about xo and commander than they go out and get a bunch of activity. Way to prove your point.

9/25/2012 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No movers in 7 years while working a beat car?
Appears that it is a true dog and even though Penny is also a dog he should be fired!

9/25/2012 05:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey to the asshole who says we should work in our nice dist,remember alot of us worked in fast dist for years. we will write a mover if we fucking feel like it, and i dont fucking feel like it.

9/25/2012 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can carry the watch with movers and be banished to midnights in the blink of an eye. I agree in saying, show me the minimum activity in writing because no matter what you have done, its no guarantee that they won't fuck with you.

9/25/2012 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like there's idiots in manager's positions in CPD too.

9/25/2012 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we supposed to back a slug who hasn't written a ticket in 7 years? Wrong battle SCC!

9/25/2012 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Tired said...

People like Penny shouldn't be on the job. She shouldn't have been promoted, and she shouldn't be pushing the Superintendent's ridiculous agenda.

That being said: We used to have some pride on this job. We went out there and made a difference. I know it sounds corny, but there was a sense of pride being a Chicago Police Officer.

Now you celebrate and slap the back of a guy stealing a paycheck. He boasts about it and you all tell him he is right for not doing a damn thing all tour. Disgusting!

When contract time rolls around, you'll all claim how you are worth a big raise and your feelings will be hurt when you're not offered one. Don't wonder why. I know the politicians and the bosses aren't in our corner, but they never were.

This entitlement mentality has spread to the Department. It really is a disease that is going to kill our Country.

9/25/2012 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to put Henny-Penny in a room by herself with a large supply of Lego's so she can be kept busy and out of the way of the Real Police. What a
Dolt !!!!

9/25/2012 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These Bosss are Nutty, the New Secretary in 14 quit after 3 days!!! I think she set a record.

9/25/2012 01:26:00 AM
I would like to hear the story behind that! Do tell.

9/25/2012 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys, penny might be nuts but if u work a beat car and haven't written a mover in 7 years and can't even write a contact card, I hope you make arrests, if not you are a pathetic excuse of a cop. I'm by no means a company guy but come on, it's so easy to do the minimum and justify your existence.

9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM

really? because I know of a lot of great cops who haven't written a mover in several years, and say piss off with the b.s. contact cards. you sound like a company man. a lot of great cops were around way before your bullshit contact cards.

9/25/2012 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She flips out and goes to roll call and goes off on the P.Os. She tells on of the P.O.s, "I looked up your activity for the year, you have not written a mover all year, is this correct?' Officer says, "No, I have not written a mover in 7 years".
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That copper deserves a year of free drinks--no, make it 7 years! Way to go! I'm buyin'.

9/25/2012 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Another reason I won't go to 020, even though it's a lot closer to home. I work with her ex-husband. He's one of the nicest and sanest people I know.

9/25/2012 12:26:00 AM

That's impossible. He married her. 'Nuff said. There are screws rattling around in his head somewhere, along with a couple of monkeys playing the bongos in there.

9/25/2012 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I am no fan of Penny's stupidity nor do I believe in quotas. However, maybe the coppers should be glad they have a job and take some pride in what they do. For God's sake they work in 020, the least they could do is write a ticket. You want them to fuck with the supervisor? Maybe he should follow them around and nit pick them. They sound like some salty ignorant pricks who are wasting my tax dollars and taking a spot from someone who might appreciate a spot in a nice district.

9/25/2012 02:12:00 AM

Are you new here, or are you just an ASSHAT?

'Salty ignorant pricks' are the same people who fought hard for the benefits you now enjoy, such as getting paid to go to court, seniority bids, and a contract for God's sake. STFU and go apply some hair gel to your nuts--maybe it'll help them grow bigger than the size of a peanut!

9/25/2012 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make out a contact card for Emil Jones

9/25/2012 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a mad rush to get contact cards for the best Commander in CPD history. Commander West 015 we love you , and really admire your professional leadership ! WE don't mind that officers cannot have the day off to be there for the birth of a child, we don't mind that you stand there and watch as a officer gets injured by a offender, we don't even mind that you hate all blue shirts that aren't the same race as you.

signed not one of 70 tac officers assigned to 015 but just a officer on a watch who loves the Commander !

hope you get your contact cards for compstat.

9/25/2012 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penny has an IR #. Probably the only Captain or whatever they are called today to have a mug shot. And an ugly mug it is.

9/25/2012 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the contact card must serve a police purpose. otherwise the contact card is a violation of the person's right to not have their demographics, identifiers in the cotract card database accessible to all police officers!

Screw the command staff unless we can put their family members in the contact card database. this information is satored for one year but the department has no resourses to purge this information in a timely manner a basis for a lawsuit against the chicago police department and the city of chicago. just read the new york times newspaper search "stop & frisk forms" their numbers dropped by more than half when this summer 2012 the judge ruled the lawsuit classaction status, policemen in NYC said i want no part of that lawsuit!

Screw ther command staff!

9/25/2012 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the problem sisterboy, Penny has only been there 10 months tops? Whats your excuse for being a complete waste of time for the last 6 years and 2 months? we dont need more people we need more policemen, not you policemen. you stupid fuck you have to live in this hell hole, your future depends on the city's well being. You ever stop to wonder why the thugs are getting the upper hand? Yes because of You!!! You can be replace by an $8 an hour security guard. The working police are gonna get fucked on this next contract thanks to pussies like you.

9/25/2012 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Moy is back, how do I know? I heard her high pitch screams coming up for check off. What happened to legitimacy training??

9/25/2012 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard 3 rd watch was told but an amazon sgt that there is no excuse why a card or cards cannot be found on 3 rd watch...shes another meritorious wanna be..great morale booster

9/25/2012 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU CAN TELL A SUPERVISOR (in so many words) TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. How does this work for you early -late, early-late, work with the all the retards worse than you, catch every shit assignment, oh and dont forget no time due unless you use a p-day. No no supervisor would ever do that to you you're such valued employee. mikey Sheilds will come blazing to your rescue. Oh I guess thats not in writing or protected by your contract.

9/25/2012 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So SCC, you demand accountability for every public employee from the Prez to some drunk ASA, but it's OK for a copper to do NOTHING to earn his taxpayer funded salary? And you wonder why the public doesn't like us? And please, don't make this about Trahanas, it's about that dogass copper and his ilk.

9/25/2012 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Mt Greenwood Hillbilly said...

Eight years of college down the crap hole.

9/25/2012 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is silly, silly, silly! He hasn't written a mover in seven years! What pray-tell has he done for $70K per year?

9/25/2012 03:27:00 AM


Answer the fucking calls for police service in their district, fuckwad. They do their job as the law requires, shitmunch, if they give breaks for traffic that's their fucking prerogative. If their day is taken up with service calls and case reports then u can suck their dick.

9/25/2012 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 12:30, Henny Penny is the perfect Jenny.

Jenny is the term for a female jackass.

Need more country boys on this job who understand the language!

9/25/2012 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in IAD.

They are moving to fire the officer in question.

9/25/2012 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It amazes me that some people can be proud of being DOGS.

9/25/2012 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, isn't penny merit x 4? She never had to produce to go up!

9/25/2012 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penny is an evil person. She thinks she is clever and funny, but she is really stupid and not funny. If not for the Rev's and her clout Starks she would still be a blue shirt. Worked for her for a couple years and without a doubt the WORST boss I came across in my 27 years.

9/25/2012 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Oh the problems of the 020 district....come to 005 and you will have something really to complain about.

9/25/2012 12:32:00 AM

She did the same type of shit to us in 011 and we have as much to complain about as you do in 005. It is not about pounding your chest and saying "my district is busier than yours." It is about an incompetent boss who has mistreated Police Officers every chance she has gotten. Good luck to the Officers in 020, stand your ground, contact your union rep when needed, and document everything.

9/25/2012 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Sigmund Freud, M.D. said...

One would think that Penelope "Low Profile" Jones-Trahanas, the laughingstock of the CPD, would have finally learned to STFU.

Increase her Thorazine dosage to 100 mg daily. Electroshock therapy is no longer an option. Indeed, if symptoms persist, a lobotomy will also be mandatory.

CLICK HERE for a Henny Penny classic.

9/25/2012 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are too many dog asses in 020. Many don't do the minimum of driving around their beat. Check out the car that sits facing the lake near Foster Beach for hours!
Are you in a backlog everyday? Do you get denied lunch every day? Stand on crime scenes everyday?
Damn, scratch out something.!

9/25/2012 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You work a beat car and haven't written a mover in seven years? I'm no fan of Penny but in this instance she's right, unless he makes a lot of arrests. No, on second thought even if he makes a lot of arrests she's right on this one. But then even a broken watch is correct two times a day.

9/25/2012 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to all you suck asses, show me the order on activity! there is more to being the police then writing a ticket. it is knowing your beat, people on your beat, the businesses and taking care of them and not a boss who dont know her ass from the hole in the ground.

9/25/2012 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perfect. There's is a witness box on the mover. Write several of them. Better yet. Write a DUI and make her a witness. She can spend a lot of time in T/C. HAH.

9/25/2012 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please fire this looney

9/25/2012 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you have a copper who has not written a mover in 7 years and will write no contact cards ... hmmm ... maybe he should be a greeter at Walmart or Costco ...

9/25/2012 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh the problems of the 020 district....come to 005 and you will have something really to complain about.

take i esasy 5 year wonder, some of us in these nice districts have actually worked the ghetto...for longer than you probably have on the job.

9/25/2012 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I am no fan of Penny's stupidity nor do I believe in quotas. However, maybe the coppers should be glad they have a job and take some pride in what they do. For God's sake they work in 020, the least they could do is write a ticket. You want them to fuck with the supervisor? Maybe he should follow them around and nit pick them. They sound like some salty ignorant pricks who are wasting my tax dollars and taking a spot from someone who might appreciate a spot in a nice district.

9/25/2012 02:12:00 AM

Welcome to the real world Boss. Now go hide in your office, tough guy.

9/25/2012 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous 11th Dist King said...

Hey 212 am, your a dumb ass, your missing the point. You can't be forced to do contact cards, maybe he writes enough parkers, maybe he answers his calls, maybe he locks people up, YOU DONT KNOW. Don't come on here and talk about he should be lucky to have a job.

Both cops have over ten and under fifteen on the job, so they have been out there. And for Penny to come out and try to tell them how to do police work is a farce in itself.

We should all stand together so the bosses can't mess with us. The whole idea was to scare a bunch of guys to write more contact cards so the district could look better dumb ass. Both cops are good guys and do their jobs. But when you have bitch ass Sgts sucking up to people like Penny then there is a problem.

They can't make you do contact cards. As far as movers thats another joke in itself. Writing movers doesn't make you DA POLICE.

You my friend sound like a suck ass bitch.

9/25/2012 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reminds me of when a cop was asked- why did you empty your gun on the suspect - because that all the bullets I had!

9/25/2012 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That woman has not been in 020 for seven years so he is not protesting her lack of leadership. He is an embarrassment to the uniform. Many great arrests are a result of traffic stops. His supervisors need to supervise and lower his work rating so low that he does not get his next step pay increase. That's my story and I am sticking to it.

9/25/2012 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am no fan of Penny's stupidity nor do I believe in quotas. However, maybe the coppers should be glad they have a job and take some pride in what they do. For God's sake they work in 020, the least they could do is write a ticket. You want them to fuck with the supervisor? Maybe he should follow them around and nit pick them. They sound like some salty ignorant pricks who are wasting my tax dollars and taking a spot from someone who might appreciate a spot in a nice district.

9/25/2012 02:12:00 AM

And you want them to quantify their salaries by writing tickets? Are you for fucking real? Because they work in a "nice district" means they have to sandbag people with bullshit tickets?

I've got news for you. I haven't written a mover in about 15 years. What I DO do, though, is show up for work on time everyday. Sober, too. I answer all my jobs in a timely fashion and then clear to be available for more jobs. I ride on every assist call that I can, and oftentimes swing by jobs of other cars just to make sure they're OK. I don't get stupid beefs, which means sergeants aren't tied up in the station typing reports to try and minimize any damage heading my way. Ditto for court deviations, cuz I don't get those either. I don't call for a supervisor for every little question I might have, nor do I leave jobs with missing pieces or pissed off citizens that call for supervisors to correct. I make arrests on signed complaints only, as I realize that my peace cannot be disturbed, therefore I don't lock up "every swinging dick" that may or may not be hanging on a corner, may or may not be a gang member or may or may not have that dime bag of weed in the pocket. I do all and more than what my job description calls for. I dutifully honor my oath without being a hardon. I treat everyone, citizens and coworkers alike, with respect and the benefit of the doubt, unless/until they give me a reason to do otherwise.

I'd love a supervisor to follow me around "nitpicking" my every move, because I guarantee that'd last all of a half hour. And as for your stupid ass?? You just stay in your ghetto district playing Superman and kissing the supervisors asses until your dues are fully paid, junior. Go write those contact cards, movers and parkers.

There are some people on this job that'll never figure "it" out. You are one of those people. You speak of shit of which you have no knowledge.... "Wasting my tax dollars" you say. My God, are you immensely ignorant. Too bad time constraints prohibit me from pointing out several more examples of why you epitomize what's wrong with today's CPD. Now get back under Pennys desk and do what you do best. Asshole.

9/25/2012 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really? You want to defend a police officer who does nothing and has no shame to admit this? Instead of riding with them someone should start termination proceedings against them. Far too many of these types on the job.

9/25/2012 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ask the guys losing their jobs over bullshit on this job what the minimum is- wake up guys - it was a great answer to an VERY BAD BOSS and if you don't know who she is- STFU - what side are you dumb fucks on- I think IPRA has some openings- that way maybe you can jam the coppers up who havent written a mover in a time period of your choosing.

9/25/2012 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I taught my daughters that those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. And those that can't do either become critics/reporters.

Thankfully both of my daughters are doers and are making their Mother and I proud.

9/25/2012 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Henny Penny is going to hit the street with blueshirts to show us how it's done. As a street cop, she's worthless. Respond to in-progress calls and she will pull a J-FLED.

Hopefully, the 020 Cmdr. keeps a XXXL straitjacket handy for this mush. This triple "merit" moron should not even be OTJ.

9/25/2012 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not defending Henny Penny but the guy with no movers in 7 years is either lazy, a coward, stupid or a stupid coward who is lazy. I worked patrol for 29 years, was certainly no company man. The activity I generated was easy. Average out to one mover, five parkers and whatever else I could find, handle the radio and still have plenty of time left over. Not every day but enough. The guy in 020 is just rationalizing being a dogass. Cops aren't factory workers making so many widgets per hour but you got to do something out there and traffic enforcement is part of the job. I wrote tickets because people don't know how to drive. They piss me off and a mover is a way to get back at them... I mean make them pay...I mean educate them...yeah, that's it. And to the foot guy in 019: I never heard of a foot guy being asked to write movers. Your post described what a good foot guy does. Foot guy, beat car are two different jobs. But if you are JH, then I understand so just nevermind.

9/25/2012 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I retired long ago from the job as a supervisor. These do nohtings were around then and they bragged about it. Most of them spent the tour sitting in ER coffee rooms. Their sergeant can make it very hard on them and nitpick them for just about everything. Catch them off of their beat when not on a call, take too long to respond, uniform violations etc. No balls out there anymore. There would be no CR numbers or spar forms, just a whole lot of close observation. Aholes like this just make it harder on the good copper. Have some pride.

9/25/2012 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only assume it was MS. He has the balls to tell her to suck it.
Why write a mover??? That is why we are given DISCRETION, unless the people he/she deals with are assholes. I get more arrests than most, yet I havent written movers in years. There is better policing that can be done without choking the antiquated system with more quota BS.

9/25/2012 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sorry guys, penny might be nuts but if u work a beat car and haven't written a mover in 7 years and can't even write a contact card, I hope you make arrests, if not you are a pathetic excuse of a cop. I'm by no means a company guy but come on, it's so easy to do the minimum and justify your existence.

9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM

He should start with your children. He'll just walk up to them and say, "Hey you, come here! What's your name? You have an ID to prove that? I need to pat you down for my safety. Now I'm gonna write down your information to put into the government computer system even though you did nothing wrong. Give me all your personal information and phone numbers and I'll decide if you're in a gang or not so I can add that to my government probe."

Fuck you and your contact cards. Quotas on those bullshit cards lead to violations of constitutional rights. You are an agent of the government that the Founding Fathers wanted to protect the people from. Think, you fool. We don't want a police state and our politicians are the worst offenders against our Constitution and freedom. They want a totalitarian police state and you're stupid enough to help them achieve that.

9/25/2012 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I am no fan of Penny's stupidity nor do I believe in quotas. However, maybe the coppers should be glad they have a job and take some pride in what they do. For God's sake they work in 020, the least they could do is write a ticket. You want them to fuck with the supervisor? Maybe he should follow them around and nit pick them. They sound like some salty ignorant pricks who are wasting my tax dollars and taking a spot from someone who might appreciate a spot in a nice district.

9/25/2012 02:12:00 AM

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Kindly Go Fuck Yourself !!!!!

9/25/2012 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dare you to try and contact card me


CHALKIE

9/25/2012 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make sure you eat a 28oz can of baked beans and then 4 double cheese burgers at white castle.

9/25/2012 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously whats wrong with writing a contact card or a mover every now and then. Unless your a dog ass I wouldn't want to work with you.

9/25/2012 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


And could you define the "minimum" there suck-ass? Point out the order? Provide me a copy? Every day, I provide a service to my beat, keeping the sidewalks clear, no double parking, merchants love my visible presence. In this case, the less activity and less complaining, the better I'm doing my job. But you want contact cards, movers when traffic flows easily, parkers to the merchant's customers? To do what, Fill Rahm's pockets!


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Well said dog ass! Make sure you get that "free lunch" today.

9/25/2012 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say good job 020. You folks crying about those that don't write, shame on you. You write and your feeding into the broken system and are a no balls suck ass. Radio jobs: be professional & respectful to the tax paying folks, back up all officers. And when the opportunity presents itself remind the people that yes we are tax payers too.

9/25/2012 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DO the fucking work you lazy dog ass.

9/25/2012 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I havent written a mover in over 10yrs. the guy on here that said I must be a dog, sorry but I dont think so. I'll put my arrest record against yours any day of the week. Shit, I'll put my arrest record up against anybody on your entire watch. Oh yeah, I havent written a curfew in over 14 years but I'll put my recovered gun totals taken off the streets out of the hands of bangers, shooters and killers against you or anybody on your entire watch's totals.

9/25/2012 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh the problems of the 020 district....come to 005 and you will have something really to complain about.

9/25/2012 12:32:00 AM

I agree with you brother. Sounds like typical north side dog ass cops with time on the job. Fucking people are pathetic. I bet that 20th district cop was a hero back in the day when he was on the mean streets of some cushy district. While there are those of us that have worked there asses off in ghettos. You north side dogs make me sick and are just as much an embarrassment to this department, and to the men and women that sacrificed their lives on this job as the fucked up excuse for bosses out there. I ain't no hair gel either, I have 15+ years and i still go out and do my job everyday, not for bosses but for myself. I have respect for myself, I would hate to CS in with nothing and put myself of my partner in the same light as dog asses like you. Go find another job, you are no different than the Link card having animals that steal tax dollars.

9/25/2012 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry dog asses but quota's are completely legal, just becuase we don't have them doesn't mean they are not .The city of Park Ridge has or had them in the late 80 's early 90's.The officers took it to court and the courts decided they were legal. #2 "show me the order in writing".Doesn't have to be in writting he/she gave you a verbal order to do something and when you didn't you were also dumb enough to put it down on paper that you didn't, and with the show me the order in writing comment in the to from it shows a willful disobedience rather than "I didn't find anyone meeting the criteria".Fu**ing college boys, book smart ass covering stupid.

9/25/2012 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is silly, silly, silly! He hasn't written a mover in seven years! What pray-tell has he done for $70K per year?

9/25/2012 03:27:00 AM



he's showed up, prepared to stand ready to visit violence upon those who would do us harm.


9/25/2012 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the fools that are asking "what do you do to justify your existence?" and the statement "you should come in with at least a mover" -Before our xo came in and strong armed us with her demand for contact cards, I always checked off with activity - movers, parkers, tows,cc, even an arrest here and there. My reward: no regular car/partner, being bounced from car to car, late start/early start/early start/late start. Meanwhile, those who do nothing are given nice cars, regular partner w/same rdo, and of course, never having to work with one of the undesirables. We were told in roll call that they were not even looking for more activity per se, just more contact cards- or else penny would be doing checkoff. Couple that with being denied time due, and denying furlough extensions, I am done with this job. Anything I bring in now is out of pure boredom. "Never make someone your priority while you are just their option"

9/25/2012 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

penny for tour thouhgts

9/25/2012 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love these officers in 20!!! I wish we could all be united like the teachers but we never will. To many company men/women and supercops out that just have to do something, i just dont get it? Answering your calls and backing each other up is all we need and should be doing. We cant even use our own time due to take a fri-sun off but u all still bring in activity? Just stay safe out there, and for u supercops, please just stop it already..

9/25/2012 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" . . .Only problem is the overall lack of balls on this job. Too many pansies have infiltrated the ranks in the last decade or so, effectively effeminating the CPD..."


Including the supervisory ranks

9/25/2012 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy are you making me happy I'm retiring soon 50 days and counting!

9/25/2012 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God I retired a few years ago I truly feel sorry for all you guys.I sometimes wonder what I would do if I had some of these moronic insipid boobs they call bosses these days. Take care of yourselves out there cause you are really on your own!! Take care and keep your eye's open.Way to many many idiots in white shirts today!Help each other........

9/25/2012 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always thought those contact cards are a civil rights violation. If I'm walking down the street, I don't have to tell you sh*t or give you any I.D.

9/25/2012 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use reverse psychology, Henny Penny. Tell them all activity must stop. They despise you so much that they will fill the lock-up with felons.

Order them to stand at attention whenever you enter the room. No one respects you. You are a pathetic joke.

9/25/2012 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

treats p.o's like shit but gangbangers like gold.

9/25/2012 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck writing tickets morons.

9/25/2012 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

penny should be fired...

9/25/2012 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." -- SCC

Zap! Karen Lewis back out of style -- just that quick.

Who?

That TV will drive anyone crazy. Beware of emotional overflow. Beware of trends. Take the long view.

9/25/2012 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Garry McCarthy."

--9/25/2012 12:06:00 AM

Who?

9/25/2012 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Captain Trahanas is at it again...in 020..."

I can't figure this -- everyone today CLAIMS to be absolutely terrified of something called "liability."

Then they place a demonstrably unstable, erratic person in a position of responsibility over others.

Glad it's not me on the waffle iron if something blows.

"BEHOLD THE POWER OF PRAYER!"

Where is the "separation of church/state" bunch when you need them? Busy spoiling a Scout troop or something.

9/25/2012 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...
'She tells on of the P.O.s, "I looked up your activity for the year, you have not written a mover all year, is this correct?' Officer says, "No, I have not written a mover in 7 years".

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And this is something the Hair Gels that dominate the ranks of this job will NEVER get: YOU CAN TELL A SUPERVISOR (in so many words) TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

Nothing shuts up an over zealous supervisor mandating activity than a request to put that demand in writing. This is a very easy fix to a problem that should've gone the way of the dinosaur. Only problem is the overall lack of balls on this job. Too many pansies have infiltrated the ranks in the last decade or so, effectively effeminating the CPD. Sallies worried about a change in start times, assigned vehicles and whatnot for questioning a supervisor. Unreal.

Kudos to the copper that called out Penny in such grand fashion. Now just be sure to have the pen at the ready to document what will surely be attempts at retaliation for making her look stupid. The best part? She really IS dumb enough to go out of her way to jamb you up while putting "quotas" on paper at the same time.

Play your cards right and you'll be a hero to your coworkers. Play those cards even smarter and you might also be able to "git paid" courtesy of Podcamera Penny.

9/25/2012 01:55:00 AM

You're an idiot. Some of us take enough pride in our job to work. I do work, and I don't do it for the bosses. I do it because I would go insane trying harder to get out of doing the work, than to just do it. How do you go through a whole tour without doing anything? I would go insane. And don't tell me they are running from job to job everyday in 020.
Continue being salty and advising people to put more effort into not doing their job, than to at least do something.

9/25/2012 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I wanted was to get out of traffic court to attend to family matters.The Lt in 20 wanted to talk to me like I was crap, so i figure no movers no traffic court and it worked.

9/25/2012 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who has ever said traffic is real police work????

9/25/2012 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No perks N0 ACTIVITY and in 20 there are no perk. Better call on your ass kissing mgmt goofs.

9/25/2012 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell was Captain Trahanas doing at Walmart 2 weeks ago in a CPD Unmarked vehicle in the town of Niles? Isn't that against department policy? I guess the rules only apply to those below rank of Sergeant. Im silly. I should had known better!!!!

9/25/2012 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHH great last time a peice a shit wrote a anonymous letter commander MOY yelled at us to the point where I though a vein that was sticking out of her forehead was gonna pop and we check off later per her...cant wait till she reads all this...lol

9/25/2012 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:40 AM

Your www.youtube.com link did not work. Go to YouTube search and enter "TRAHANAS". She must have bought that checkered jacket from Omar the Tent Maker at GoodWill.

9/25/2012 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember those pissbums that used your precious "Pod Room" in 011 as their crashpad?

Is this the same former Commander who starts a CR for those piss bums sleeping in her secure station pod room? Yes.

Is this the same former commander who could not identify what watch these bums were sleeping in the secure pod room? Yes.

Is this the same former commander who then came up with the great idea to hold all three watch commanders or desk sergeants responsible for these sleeping piss bums in her secure Pod room? Yes.

Now you know why she resigned as a Commander to keep her two bars. (not to mention her crazyness)

Anyone who follows anything this women says should be removed from the Department for being that stupid.

9/25/2012 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I talked to p.o.'s in 16 and they all say sgt DA TALL 1 was no great copper.now in her white shirt she want to tell us how its done

9/25/2012 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Sorry guys, penny might be nuts but if u work a beat car and haven't written a mover in 7 years and can't even write a contact card, I hope you make arrests, if not you are a pathetic excuse of a cop. I'm by no means a company guy but come on, it's so easy to do the minimum and justify your existence.
9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM



EXACTLY...why make waves? I guarantee you are hurting NO ONE with your lack of activity!Give em what they ask for then she wont be such a bitch!

9/25/2012 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She sounds like an 'interesting' person....

That aside, I can see how someone in 020 wouldn't have time to do cards and movers. They are too busy answering the 2 or 3 calls per shift.

There is no Order that states you must do (insert amount) activity/contact cards/movers/etc. However, there is a Special Order that says you are required to do contact cards on street stops. But if you only get out your car for personals, lunch and check off, guess it doesn't apply.

I personally don't see how a lot of coppers laugh and joke about how they aren't doing work. You are proud to do nothing? That's just plain shameful.
Oh wait, you would work if you had a Supt,Mayor and XO you liked. You would work if the contract was to your liking and if you could police like 'back in the day'.....But things aren't the way you think they should be so you come to work everyday with the intention of doing nothing.

To bad shitty coppers get a pass. I'd be more than happy to see some of these useless humps get the ax.

9/25/2012 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO the goof who says we should work because of contract time, u mean my 1 percent raise.IDIOT

9/25/2012 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sad.

9/25/2012 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should start with your children. He'll just walk up to them and say, "Hey you, come here! What's your name? You have an ID to prove that? I need to pat you down for my safety. Now I'm gonna write down your information to put into the government computer system even though you did nothing wrong. Give me all your personal information and phone numbers and I'll decide if you're in a gang or not so I can add that to my government probe."

Fuck you and your contact cards. Quotas on those bullshit cards lead to violations of constitutional rights. You are an agent of the government that the Founding Fathers wanted to protect the people from. Think, you fool. We don't want a police state and our politicians are the worst offenders against our Constitution and freedom. They want a totalitarian police state and you're stupid enough to help them achieve that.

9/25/2012 10:18:00 AM

excellent post

9/25/2012 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I work in IAD. They are moving to fire the officer in question."

How sad is it that the Department cannot find another way to encourage a single officer but rather resort to discouraging the rest?

9/25/2012 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I turned in a slip for a hour on the end to LT M.B. days in 20 and ohhh yaaa it was tuned in. I love it when we see him run out the door early.Hey LT did you turn in slips for last sat and sunday? Now how much activity do you want from me?

9/25/2012 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Sorry dog asses but quota's are completely legal, just becuase we don't have them doesn't mean they are not .The city of Park Ridge has or had them in the late 80 's early 90's.The officers took it to court and the courts decided they were legal. #2 "show me the order in writing".Doesn't have to be in writting he/she gave you a verbal order to do something and when you didn't you were also dumb enough to put it down on paper that you didn't, and with the show me the order in writing comment in the to from it shows a willful disobedience rather than "I didn't find anyone meeting the criteria".Fu**ing college boys, book smart ass covering stupid.

9/25/2012 11:31:00 AM

ok, so you're telling me that for example, it's getting towards the end of the month for September, and I don't have my quota filled for say contact cards and I'm short movers and parkers. And I'm a white male officer who's beginning to sweat this activity quota hanging over my head (or else!)

Now, I normally like to use my discretion but now I can't. So I see three male blacks hanging out and I decide to stop them for no reason and contact card them- and I wouldn't of done that before but there is a quota now and I feel forced to. next, I get hit with a civil rights violation and my defense is I would never of stopped those guys but my Department told me I had to come in with numbers. So, if there wasn't a quota officer you would not of felt pressured to stop these guys. Absolutely correct.

Now imagine that happening across the whole nation.

I just don't see how that it is legal. Things would turn very ugly. Think of a life altering traffic stop where the officer later said I had a quota to pull this guy over when he shot me. lawsuits

9/25/2012 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHHH SHIT commander MOY who you gonna blame on the anonymous comments????? Or are you gonna just yell at 2nd and 3rd watch again?????

9/25/2012 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Oh the problems of the 020 district....come to 005 and you will have something really to complain about.

9/25/2012 12:32:00 AM

I agree with you brother. Sounds like typical north side dog ass cops with time on the job. Fucking people are pathetic. I bet that 20th district cop was a hero back in the day when he was on the mean streets of some cushy district. While there are those of us that have worked there asses off in ghettos. You north side dogs make me sick and are just as much an embarrassment to this department, and to the men and women that sacrificed their lives on this job as the fucked up excuse for bosses out there. I ain't no hair gel either, I have 15+ years and i still go out and do my job everyday, not for bosses but for myself. I have respect for myself, I would hate to CS in with nothing and put myself of my partner in the same light as dog asses like you. Go find another job, you are no different than the Link card having animals that steal tax dollars.

9/25/2012 11:19:00 AM

Henny-Penny pulled that shit in 007 and 011. Your arguments hold no water. Unless of course you think those are soft districts too?

9/25/2012 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


There are some people on this job that'll never figure "it" out. You are one of those people. You speak of shit of which you have no knowledge.... "Wasting my tax dollars" you say. My God, are you immensely ignorant. Too bad time constraints prohibit me from pointing out several more examples of why you epitomize what's wrong with today's CPD. Now get back under Pennys desk and do what you do best. Asshole.

9/25/2012 09:19:00 AM

yeah apparently to these coppers that isn't enough. You should have come in with contact cards. Because that's what makes you the real police. Because all those coppers from the 50's 60's 70's 80's and 90's, the real police mind you, way before these contact cards were implemented, weren't the real police after all. They were just a bunch of dog asses covering their beat. Fuking idiots.

9/25/2012 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still wondering how Henny Penny has a job. Any other officer would have been fired or at the very least put on (psych) medical leave. She is very evil. Watch your back with her. And yes you too sgt., when she's done with you, her wrath will come to you. And when it does, remember all you screwed over.

9/25/2012 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worked for her for a couple years and without a doubt the WORST boss I came across in my 27 years.

9/25/2012 08:35:00 AM



if you meant that literally, that would be your once in a lifetime wasted nut.

9/25/2012 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

020 is a joke!! Certain cars in station all nite on 3 hr reports then they go on lunch..then gas..cough we know the station is on your beat but seriously..5 year wonders get station security gig and park car is nowhere to be found...smoke and mirrors folks!!

9/25/2012 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rember a story about the 20th District before we had a union . The watch had such a bad boss that they refused to take their posts after roll call. Some one from the Irovy Tower ( 11th st HQ ) had to drive to 020 and order them to take their posts. It worked the boss was transferred but soon after so were some of The Officers.

9/25/2012 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry dog asses but quota's are completely legal, just becuase we don't have them doesn't mean they are not .The city of Park Ridge has or had them in the late 80 's early 90's.The officers took it to court and the courts decided they were legal. #2 "show me the order in writing".Doesn't have to be in writting he/she gave you a verbal order to do something and when you didn't you were also dumb enough to put it down on paper that you didn't, and with the show me the order in writing comment in the to from it shows a willful disobedience rather than "I didn't find anyone meeting the criteria".Fu**ing college boys, book smart ass covering stupid.

9/25/2012 11:31:00 AM
___________________________

Let me guess, you did not go to college. Who is the stupid one?

9/25/2012 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those Greeks always jump up and down when they dance, haven't you seen Zorba the Greek?

9/25/2012 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous 020 said...

Henny Penny:

The whole department may believe that you're as dumb as a box of rocks but when you open your mouth, you leave no doubt.

Shut the fuck up, "Captain". Blend into the woodwork, take your ill-gotten pension and disappear.

9/25/2012 07:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeeeahh now....ya'll heeahh me....I want you to eat lots of paper and spit out contact cards.

Or something like that...

LOL

Penny da' preacher

9/25/2012 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contact Card, circa 1989:
Finnegan, Juan ( aka Willie the Whale )
M/2/50, 7'13"/380#, green hair, red eyes.
Problem: Signed and submitted by 025 Sgt.
Solution: Don't submit Contact Cards anymore.

—True Tales from The Old Grand Central.

9/25/2012 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a total idiot if you work hard in 20 for Moy If you are not one of her pets, you will get nothing. Moy already has her pets and if you are not one of them she wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire. Bust my ass for that? The special ones don't do shit and I am supposed to carry the load?

9/25/2012 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Remember those pissbums that used your precious "Pod Room" in 011 as their crash pad?"

Can we repost those photos? After having my time due denied for the last few months I need a good laugh.

9/25/2012 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I havent written a mover in over 10yrs. the guy on here that said I must be a dog, sorry but I dont think so. I'll put my arrest record against yours any day of the week. Shit, I'll put my arrest record up against anybody on your entire watch. Oh yeah, I havent written a curfew in over 14 years but I'll put my recovered gun totals taken off the streets out of the hands of bangers, shooters and killers against you or anybody on your entire watch's totals.

so with your awesome arrest record youve never stopped a car in the past ten years and written a ticket as your probable cause? You havent arrested someone for a gun, weed, rocks or blows in a car who committed a traffic violation? They always had a valid DL? In ten years youve only done street stops and no car stops? hmmmmmmm,something smells funny about your awesome arrest record... you dont have to lie to us. I arrest alot of people myself. at least one a day and i still write movers because when you stop cars and make arrests for stopping cars its pretty much required. Or are you the guy who always stops a car for "suspicious narcotics activity" bulls*it. No, I dont think you do either, because most of them would be suspended anyway which would require tickets. yep, I call bullsh*t about your great arrest record without writing a single mover or ticket. Dont lie to try to make a point. face it, you don't write movers, you dont arrest people and you are most likely a dog.. disguising yourself as a worker to try to prove an awful point justifying why not to do anything.

9/25/2012 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Garry McCarthy."

--9/25/2012 12:06:00 AM

Who?

9/25/2012 02:40:00 PM


The Beatles were in the 1960's

9/25/2012 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we supposed to back a slug who hasn't written a ticket in 7 years? Wrong battle SCC!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey Ass Hat...I haven't written a ticket in over 13 years, but I make over 200 arrest a year.
Those who can, make arrests..Those who can't, write parkers!

9/25/2012 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're an idiot. Some of us take enough pride in our job to work. I do work, and I don't do it for the bosses. I do it because I would go insane trying harder to get out of doing the work, than to just do it. How do you go through a whole tour without doing anything? I would go insane. And don't tell me they are running from job to job everyday in 020.
Continue being salty and advising people to put more effort into not doing their job, than to at least do something.
--------------------------------

Maybe that's the key? Your Insane?

Oh, btw before you write anything back that I will not give two shits about, get fucked! And get out there and write some movers Rahm needs more money to spend!

9/25/2012 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Respect each Officer's decision, please! Who are we to criticize each other (jagoffs)! If a PO doesn't want to write tickets fine! PO' s that want to write fine! Remember, the city fathers are not on our side!!!!!

9/25/2012 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

agree with you brother. Sounds like typical north side dog ass cops with time on the job. Fucking people are pathetic. I bet that 20th district cop was a hero back in the day when he was on the mean streets of some cushy district. While there are those of us that have worked there asses off in ghettos. You north side dogs make me sick and are just as much an embarrassment to this department, and to the men and women that sacrificed their lives on this job as the fucked up excuse for bosses out there. I ain't no hair gel either, I have 15+ years and i still go out and do my job everyday, not for bosses but for myself. I have respect for myself, I would hate to CS in with nothing and put myself of my partner in the same light as dog asses like you. Go find another job, you are no different than the Link card having animals that steal tax dollars.

9/25/2012 11:19:00 AM

I work in a north side district. I don't have to list all the names of coppers from north side districts killed in the line of duty. You can read their names on the wall at 35th Street. Apparently you haven't learned a thing with your "15+ years." You ... are an absolute moron and an embarrassment to all of us.

9/25/2012 11:00:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

So SCC, you demand accountability for every public employee from the Prez to some drunk ASA, but it's OK for a copper to do NOTHING to earn his taxpayer funded salary? And you wonder why the public doesn't like us? And please, don't make this about Trahanas, it's about that dogass copper and his ilk.

And you know he "does nothing" how exactly? People don't like us when we write them tickets or stop them. Now they'll love us because we nickel and dime them during the worst recession in how many years?

The trouble here is you don't even realize what you're saying, seeing ashow you talk out of both sides of your mouth and your ass simultaneously.

9/25/2012 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What the hell was Captain Trahanas doing at Walmart 2 weeks ago in a CPD Unmarked vehicle in the town of Niles? Isn't that against department policy? I guess the rules only apply to those below rank of Sergeant. Im silly. I should had known better!!!!

9/25/2012 04:17:00 PM

She was acting commander two weeks ago and thus, had the commander's car which she CAN take out of the city. Grow up already.

9/25/2012 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EXACTLY...why make waves? I guarantee you are hurting NO ONE with your lack of activity!Give em what they ask for then she wont be such a bitch!

9/25/2012 04:38:00 PM



sure she will.

9/25/2012 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous 11th Dist King said...

Sorry but to all the idiots talking shit about the copper who didn't write a mover, you are missing the BIG picture. Its not about the officer not writing a mover, its about dumb bosses asking for contact cards and movers to justify their spots.

Lets look at the index, oh we need more contact cards. I work in 11 and want to get the hell out. But i don't go around singing I am the real police. We as police don't need to do contact cards and get event numbers. Open your eyes boys and girls, we should stick together. Me getting more activity for a stupid ass boss like penny is a total joke.

Wake up boys and girls, when the shit hits the fan over activity who they gonna blame, who is gonna get jammed up in a law suite?

Its about dumb ass penny and the sgt trying to stung arm the watches to get them more activity. Answer your call and back each other up. We don't have to write movers people, we don't have to justify contact cards so a boss can look good.

WAKE UP!!!!!!

9/25/2012 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor performance of one's subordinates is a DIRECT reflection of poor leader, plain and simple. When I work for a leader, I WORK for that leader. When I get one of these nutmeats, you get what you ask for "boss".

9/26/2012 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This is silly, silly, silly! He hasn't written a mover in seven years! What pray-tell has he done for $70K per year?

9/25/2012 03:27:00 AM


Answer the fucking calls for police service in their district, fuckwad. They do their job as the law requires, shitmunch, if they give breaks for traffic that's their fucking prerogative. If their day is taken up with service calls and case reports then u can suck their dick.

9/25/2012 08:14:00 AM
swamped with calls and case reports in 020? really?? i understand giving breaks, but everybody?

9/26/2012 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the same Henny Penny who worked at Area 5 and came in late most every day and went home early because she had a baby at home ? Or the Henny Penny who was told not to bring her child to court and put in a overtime slip or the Henny Penny in the school patrol who did more shopping than police work while on the clock ? Come on Henny Penny collect your check and be happy you stil have a job.

9/26/2012 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The most important duty a police officer performs is not gun, drug and gang banger arrests, it's traffic enforcement. Between 35 and 45 thousand people year are killed in this country in traffic crashes. Comparatively, we have 8 to 10 thousand murders a year. Murders grab the head lines, but you are far more likely to die in a traffic crash then to be murdered. The roads are filled with drunks, suspended/revokes, distracted drivers, unsafe vehicles, incompetant drivers, unlicenced drivers and scofflaws. Do yourself, your family and friends a favor and crack down on these unguided missiles before one slams into you or someone you love. Most bad drivers have a personality defect, they are irresponsible. They don't use due care and make bad decisions consistently. I believe the officer's decision to not write a mover in seven years probaly coincides with the bad decision of moving traffice court to the Daley Center. But don't jeopardies our safety because of a bad decision by politicians and judges.

9/26/2012 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I don't agree with contact cards.

9/25/2012 04:01:00 AM

Best investigative tool there we have. When done right helps locate and catch more bad guys than all the pod cameras put together

9/26/2012 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much would you like to Bet that the officer who had the Balls to stick it in Penny's Ass has met or exceeds expectations on all of his reviews! Why, cause we don't have a Fucking quota! So all of You Boy and Girl Wonders keep up the good work! Keep those stats up for the Henny Penny so she don't take your car or start times away. I have to go now, I have some shopping to do!

9/26/2012 04:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
So SCC, you demand accountability for every public employee from the Prez to some drunk ASA, but it's OK for a copper to do NOTHING to earn his taxpayer funded salary? And you wonder why the public doesn't like us? And please, don't make this about Trahanas, it's about that dogass copper and his ilk.

9/25/2012 07:49:00 AM

How does a copper not writing movers translate into a copper doing NOTHING?

A copper who shows up to work in uniform and rides around in a beat car answering calls isn't doing NOTHING.

A chicken-shit desk mouse in the front office would be a better target for your vitriol.

9/26/2012 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM

He should start with your children. He'll just walk up to them and say, "Hey you, come here! What's your name? You have an ID to prove that? I need to pat you down for my safety. Now I'm gonna write down your information to put into the government computer system even though you did nothing wrong. Give me all your personal information and phone numbers and I'll decide if you're in a gang or not so I can add that to my government probe."

Fuck you and your contact cards. Quotas on those bullshit cards lead to violations of constitutional rights. You are an agent of the government that the Founding Fathers wanted to protect the people from. Think, you fool. We don't want a police state and our politicians are the worst offenders against our Constitution and freedom. They want a totalitarian police state and you're stupid enough to help them achieve that.

9/25/2012 10:18:00 AM

This is one of the best comments I've read in a long time. Thank you. Totally agree. I don't think coppers realize what they're actually doing when filling one of these cards out.

A reminder to consider the authority we've been empowered with as a true responsibility, worthy of more than flippant comments or actions.

Good analogy. Would you be pissed if your kid, sister, brother, cousin, etc., was stopped on the street for no reason and told to give up their personal information?

Has anyone stopped to think what would happen if someone says, "I'm not giving you my name or anything else"? "I want to know why you're stopping me?"

9/26/2012 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they want contact cards, the solution is simple:

Make out 30 cards and say "information refused".

What can they do to you?

Why anyone answers these questions is beyond me.

"Am I under arrest?" "Am I free to go?"

End of story.

9/26/2012 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I work in a north side district. I don't have to list all the names of coppers from north side districts killed in the line of duty. You can read their names on the wall at 35th Street."

--9/25/2012 11:00:00 PM

Not just there. Up on Clark Street, around Lunt, there is a memorial plaque on a plain old storefront building for officers who died on that spot, gunfight maybe 1945. Have not been up that way for a long time. Still there? It really takes you back.

9/26/2012 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much would you like to Bet that the officer who had the Balls to stick it in Penny's Ass has met or exceeds expectations on all of his reviews! Why, cause we don't have a Fucking quota! So all of You Boy and Girl Wonders keep up the good work! Keep those stats up for the Henny Penny so she don't take your car or start times away. I have to go now, I have some shopping to do!
---------------------------------

Could not have said that better myself!!!!

9/27/2012 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sorry guys, penny might be nuts but if u work a beat car and haven't written a mover in 7 years and can't even write a contact card, I hope you make arrests, if not you are a pathetic excuse of a cop. I'm by no means a company guy but come on, it's so easy to do the minimum and justify your existence.

9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM

You are a company guy! Fuckstick! We all, at one point were the working police. Until we got fucked over and over and over. Everything from pay, to promotions to punishment.
What's the point of writing a mover? lets examine this... A) most of the time you will have to go to court on your own time to a facility that has no parking for off duty. So your 3 hours o/t will be used for parking. B) the judges rarely if ever administer proper punishment. If I get caught without a DL what would happen to me? or a city sticker or pass due parking tickets. C) contrary to common belief it does not generate revenue, when you factor in the cost of police time , ticket book printing cost and judges not properly fining offenders and court cost.
And D) most districts have a suck ass "Traffic Car" who does not get radio calls all day and has weekends off! so ask them for movers!

9/28/2012 04:44:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

"...their day is filled taking service calls..."

In 020? Really?

9/28/2012 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Commander of 020 also should have a "L" straight jacket for herself.

9/28/2012 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dog asses don't think of the consequences of doing nothing....Like the bustout mutt with no D/L or insurance blowing a light that you conveniently have your head turned so as not to see it who, a week later, broadsides your mother in his should have been impounded vehicle and puts her in the hospital...dumb fucks

9/28/2012 08:54:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

"...I love these officers in 020..."

I love them too. They are so cute and enjoy my white wine spritzers.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/29/2012 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Moy had a xxxl straight jacket, she should probably use it for herself. Hey Lucy - did your guns ever turn up? Did you ever get a cr for not securing them?

"Crickets chirping"

This is my shocked face:


:-0

10/03/2012 12:07:00 AM  

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