Sunday, May 22, 2011

World Still Here

Evidently, the world didn't end as predicted. So now we have a few extra bills to explain to the spouse, including a new set of hockey skates, two lobster dinners and a few charges from one of those "discretion guaranteed" places.

Open post for Sunday.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

There goes the Quinn/Madigan plan to balance the Illinois Budget!

5/22/2011 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe those of us left behind weren't supposed to notice that the rapture has occurred.

Look around you. If anyone you know is missing, maybe they got beamed up and the rest of us are left here in purgatory.

Personally, I'm not sure I know anyone perfect enough to have been beamed up, anyway.

5/22/2011 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I passed the midnight W/C and said "well the good news is that the world didn't end today." He looked at me and said "Didja ever think it did and this is actually HELL??"

Damn scary stuff!

5/22/2011 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Sup visiting districts and greeting the troops tonight. Seems like a nice guy. However did say that people would be detailed as soon as next week to patrol . I say put all the gang teams back In the districts, combine TRU and MSF. eliminate half the academy and TARA staff, reduce HQ personnel....... or just let people be and see how things turn out. broken windows therory, if it's broke fix it! we are not broke! All we need is a moral boost ( ride on jobs, acknowledge PO's , go after the citizens who sign the waiver and lie. back the P0's and petition to free Cozzi! ) eliminating spots and sending guys further from their home and families is not the way to do it. If crime is down , keep guys In their spots and see how the summer goes. You can always deploy MSF and TRU and GEU at a moments notice. don't pull a Weiss and try to revamp the
department In your first month! ....... just a suggestion from a lonely PO.

5/22/2011 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn! I have to buy the wife an anniversary present........

5/22/2011 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The world is still here but it ended for many unfortunate people who lost their lives this weekend.

5/22/2011 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Buster Hymen said...

The apocolypse didn't happen? This is how Chicago always looks?

5/22/2011 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, that means I have to clean the house!

5/22/2011 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That explains a lot.

5/22/2011 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Firearm safety days at the FOP this coming Wednesday and Thursday. Two duty weapons inspected and cleaned by armorers from all the CPD approved manufacturers.

To the people who naysay weapons inspection, I'll give you this: In 25 years on this job, I have seen at least 5 broken revolvers and semi's caught by a inspecting Captain or LT. Lt RS was great at that and he is a certified S&W gunsmith.

Your sidearm tends to really be needed when it is needed on the street, take care of the fucker.

5/22/2011 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I passed the midnight W/C and said "well the good news is that the world didn't end today." He looked at me and said "Didja ever think it did and this is actually HELL??"

Damn scary stuff!

5/22/2011 02:00:00 AM

Were you in 003, because it would be true

5/22/2011 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pissed about the rapture thing. I was hoping for zombies!

5/22/2011 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn! I borrowed $100,000 from the bank, went to Vegas and blew it playing craps, drinking and having unprotected sex.
The bad news is not only did the world not end, I came back and told the wife.
Well, I guess in a way my world has ended.

5/22/2011 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought that the end of the world started with the results of the last presidential election.

5/22/2011 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

World ended in October 2010 when Anne Egan left 013. Man, is this new watch commander a fruitcake!!!

5/22/2011 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ssomething must have happened, I woke up stiffer and less flexible than usual, like hammered shit I tell ya... either the heavens kicked my ass, or turning 40 sucks

5/22/2011 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crap! You mean I still have to pay my Visa????

5/22/2011 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the world was going to end.

The Cubs start putting a bunch of runs on the board in the late innings, anything can happen.

5/22/2011 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoping Rapture 2 is better only one exploding volcano oh humm

5/22/2011 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody Weiss was such a little bore as a child his mother had to tie a pork chop around his neck just so the family dog would play with him.

5/22/2011 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone else as disturbed as I am about McSupe meeting with make-believe Fr. Phleger in his first WEEK on the job? Of all the people in this city he could have scheduled mtgs with, he chooses Phleg-phuck?

For those of you who think shit will change, take that as a sign.

5/22/2011 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ssomething must have happened, I woke up stiffer and less flexible than usual, like hammered shit I tell ya... either the heavens kicked my ass, or turning 40 sucks

5/22/2011 11:19:00 AM



poor baby.

poor, poor baby.

5/22/2011 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullshit! i used up all my time!!!

5/22/2011 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was worried that my wife and kids would rise up leaving me here. Then I went to work and saw real evil.

5/23/2011 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anyone else as disturbed as I am about McSupe meeting with make-believe Fr. Phleger in his first WEEK on the job? Of all the people in this city he could have scheduled mtgs with, he chooses Phleg-phuck?

For those of you who think shit will change, take that as a sign.

5/22/2011 06:05:00 PM

Don't be naive. Pfleger's on 9.5's transition team. McSupe has no choice but to meet with him.

5/23/2011 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know some p/os were sure they were going to go. they probably thought that the same political juice that helped them get their worthless asses in this department would help them get to heaven. it was probably the same po that wrote that comment about the w/c remark about hell is here now. what a fricken goof!

5/23/2011 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The world did end...

we are all dead...

we are all in hell...

this is Chicago...

what's the difference...

5/23/2011 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The world did end...

we are all dead...

we are all in hell...

this is Chicago...

what's the difference...

5/23/2011 04:26:00 PM




taxes.

5/24/2011 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Preacher Man predicting this all is a worn out tired 91 year old man. He wants out and wants to take the rest of us with him.

5/24/2011 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
World ended in October 2010 when Anne Egan left 013. Man, is this new watch commander a fruitcake!!!

5/22/2011 11:19:00 AM

Fruitcake? Really why don't you grow a set of balls and tell him to his face what you think about him nstead of being a little girl and posting it on a blog.

5/24/2011 09:40:00 PM  

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