What's That Smell?
The bodies of two unidentified men were discovered Sunday buried in a 15-foot-tall pile of manure at a small horse farm in Gary.
A man who kept horses at the stable noticed an arm sticking out of the massive pile of manure around 10 a.m. Sunday and called police, said Gary Det. Cpl. Mike Barnes.
Police unearthed the body and used a backhoe to sift through the steaming mound of composting manure in search of other remains, eventually finding the second body, Barnes said.
"It was the biggest pile of (manure) I have ever seen," Barnes said. "They've been putting it back there for years."
We're going to assume when Det. Cpl. Barnes is quoted as saying "(manure)" he actually used the word (shit). It's a bit more humorous that way - not that the story needed that much help anyway.
Labels: crime
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
16 Comments:
Where's Mr. Ed when you need him? He'd make a great witness.
I heard Det.Cpl. Barnes is going to be our next Sup. Welcome to the CPD! Plenty of manure around here sir.
Holy Shit !!!!
You know, when you think about it, manure isn't that bad of word. You have MA and NEWER.
The biggest pile of shit I ever saw was five floors high. I swear, you needed a freakin' elevator to get to the top of it.
Wow, now that is a way to really screw somebody.
First kill them, then bury them in shit. Must've really hated those guys. What an ingenious idea tho!
DET. CPL. Barnes; if you would care to look at an even bigger pile of s**t, come visit our City Hall and see our outgoing Mayor.
You might want to bring you duty weapon and keep it with while in our Downtown area, we're having a problem with roving bands of thieves in that area. Might want to keep the wife & kids at home...I do.
OT - No Dental insurance?
Try this guy... satisfaction guaranteed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR8tIjTykbE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
It's about as tall as the pile of manure around city hall.
Wilbur!!
Sounds like the Redneck Mafia.
OOOOOOoooo, that smell,can't you smell that smell ?
Sounds like a message from the Mob, or the Daley Administration, oh wait, thats right, they're one and the same...
Looks like the M.O of the Zetas.
What the geniuses forgot to do was to take the bodies out of the plastic bags. Had they done so, the chances are great that there wouldn't have been much, if any, evidence left.
Manure piles are excellent vehicles for breaking down tissues and even bones. Quite a few highway authorities around the country use composting to dispose of roadkill. Throw the results onto a field for fertilizer and the circle of life is complete.
Then there's using pigs for disposal.
... she was buried in six feet of shaving cream ...
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